Random Talks #8 How to get a girl in 5 easy steps (not really)

Jay: Are you wondering how to get a girl or guy?
Random Boy: Yeah.
Random Girl: Yup.
Jay: Well your very wrong to be taking advice from me. But ok!!! :-)
Random Girl: ...Sh*t...
Random Boy: *sticks up middle finger*
Step 1: Stalk Them
Jessica: So how was your date with Carl last night?
Amy: Oh it was fi... Did you see that?
Jessica: See what?
Amy: Oh nothing forget about it. ;)
Jessica: Ok???? o. o
Step 2: Save her life
Jake: *ties up Jessica and throws her in a ditch*
Amy: What a pretty view of the ocean right Jessica?
Jake: *pushes Amy into ocean and makes it look like a accident*
Amy: Ah!!! Help me!!!
Jake: *pulls up Amy*
Amy: Thank you *kisses Jake on check*
Step 3: Kill her boyfriend
Chad: I gotta get to that game!!!
Jake: *loads gun*
Chad: Five more blocks!!!
Jake: *aims gun*
Chad: Almost there!!!
Jake: *shoots*
Chad: *dies*
Amy: Ugh I can"t believe he stood me up. I'm so breaking up with him.
Step 4: Get rid of the body
Jake: *throws Chad's body in a ditch*
Step 5: Ask her out
Jake: Um Amy.
Amy: Yes Jake????
Jake: Will you go out with  me????
Amy: Oh I would until I found out you tried to kill my boyfriend and tied up my best friend!!!
Jessica: A**hole!!!
Chad: Your gonna die ya b*tch!!!
Amy: F*ck you!!!
Jake: *screams like a girl* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay: If you follow these steps it will look a little something like this.