Random Disasters #9 How to get a guy in fifth easy steps (not really) p.s. i'm not gay

Jay: I can"t believe you people still taking information from me but OK.

Step 1: Accidentally kill his best friends

Vanessa: Ok there all dead.

Step 2: Comfort him

Jacob: WHY!!!!!! *cries*

Vanessa: Don't worry it will be ok.

Jacob: *sniffle* Really?

Vanessa: Yea. ;-)

Step 3: Kiss him under the moon

Vanessa & Jacob: *smooching*

Random Old Dude: I see you...SMOOCHING!!!!

Vanessa & Jacob: AH!!! CALL THE COPS!!!

Step 3: Go on a date

Vanessa: I love you. <3

Jacob: I love you too. <3

Vanessa: Lets go to your place.

Jacob: Sure.

Step 4: Don't get carried away

Vanessa: Oh....oh....OH YEA!

Jacob: Boom goes the dynamite!

Vanessa: Oh...oh.

Jacob: Boom goes the dynamite!

Step 5: Good luck

Jacob: Um Vanessa.

Vanessa: Yea.

Jacob: The condom broke.

Vanessa: No it didn't.

Jacob: Oh yea.

Vanessa: YEA!!!

Jacob: Then explain why i'm PREGNANT!!!!

Vanessa: :O

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