Social Randomness!!!

Here's a guy who is are champion for social randomness congrats CHAMP!!! :D

ABACTAJA!!!

I really don't know what that means ^^

Weekly New News Letter It's New. NEW!

Yea I have decided not to go making the Wizard101 story because everyone does that. So i'm making a new story. Its is going to be a series of 5 books. Oh and it's the last day to vote. And the I'm Pissed Off song will be released soon. There might not be a music video but i'll try all i can to make a music video.
RandomTalks says... Laugh Till Ya Drop. Laterz.

Youtube Channel Getting Famous

Ok i'm not sure if I told you about my Youtube Channel RandomFunnyTalksRFT is the name.
So heres a link to my Channel Click here for link

I'm Pissed Off. Your Pissed Off? Yea I'm Pissed Off!!! ( Lyrics Created And Written By RandomTalks )

*Music Plays*

...Yea...

...Wondering why i'm like this...

...You really wanna know...

Well guess what!

What?????

>.< I'm Pissed Off!!!

Your Pissed Off? o.0

Yea I'm Pissed Off!!!

What do you think!!! >:-O

Uhhh I dunno.

Exactly!!!

You son of a B*TCH!!!

What did you say!

Ah get outta my face.

Ohh!!! He's pissed off. He's pissed off.

Never mess with a angry man when he's pissed off.

Ohh!!! He might just shoot you with a gun. And never ever look back at you.

My best friend told me about a TOURNAMENT.

It was for the Beyblades right?

So we both signed up. But it turns out I can't go.

While he's over having the time of his life.

So it makes me!

Oh no.

Yup!!! You guessed it. Pissed Off!!!

>.< I'm Pissed Off.

Your Pissed Off? o.0

Yea I'm Pissed Off!!!

HaHa!!! :D

SCREW YOU!!!

*Cries And Runs*

Ohh!!! He's pissed off. He's pissed off.

Never mess with a angry man when he's pissed off.

Ohh!!! He might just shoot you with a gun. And never ever look back at you.

When I wake up.

And look at the sun.

I am very happy.

But also when I waked up.

I realize that the.

P to the E to the O to the P to the L to the E.

There all B*TCHES!!!

I'M!

PISSED!

OFF!

The Story of Antonio StormRider

Ok if your wondering why I put that as the title of this blog. Is well i'm going to write a book. About WIZARDRY and yes I said WIZARDRY because you need to learn about WIZARDRY. You can see my book at Wizard101.com when Part 1 is out. So for now enjoy these Wizard101 pics.


Enjoy Wizard101.

...Vote...Vote...VOTE!!!

Vote!!! I can see ya know nobody is voting except for 2 people vote now before its a DAMN tie. Nobody wants a DAMN tie. Just vote we wanna go big. It will help this website. It will make us FAMOUS!!!

Yes I wanna be FAMOUS!!!

How To Beat A Maniac Psycho Killer

This is the complete guide to kill a Maniac Psycho Killer
...NOTE: RandomTalks is not responsible for anything that happens to you...
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME YOU JUST MIGHT DIE
...Results May Very...
Herro. This is Jay here. And I will teach you how to kill a PSYCHO KILLER yes a PSYCHO KILLER. Not a cycle killer a PSYCHO KILLER.
Weirdo: Ok we get it. Just SHUT UP already.
Oh um well wow...how about you get the ***************************************** outta my house you ***************************** and if you say that one more time imma *********************** DAMN ya ***HOLE.
Weirdo: WAAAAAAAHHHHH *cries and leaves*
Ya know what now I don't feel like it cause that jack *ss back there. So ill just show you a little video.
With the steps.

Use this against a Psycho Killer instead of cornbread a PSYCHO KILLER.
Enjoy my channel.
But srsly this is fake who would be stupid enough to do this.
SO PLZ DON'T.

Welcome to MEHICO...but not yet...

Yo Yo Yo people. This ya boy Jay here. Here to tell you too Vote It Up!!! I know that I have not posted any RandomTalks Blogs lately caue I have been trying to work on the site. And in a few days I am going to MEHICO and yes I said MEHICO  not Mexico cause MEHICO sounds way better. So I going to MEHICO. I'll upload a video about my MEHICO adventure trip. In other words M.A.T. Mat. But for now enjoy the Poll at the bottom of the page and not a POOL a POLL. It's one of those voting things. Well Enjoy RandomTalks.

RandomTalks Poll

Hello RandomTalks fans. You'll get a kick out of this. There is a poll at the bottom of the page. It is located under the blogs and above the archive. It's about which blog you liked the best, Your also free to talk about it on the Chat Box enjoy the Poll's, Survey's, Quizzes, and Ratings.

Mistakes

Blog people sometimes make mistakes. Like when I put Step 3 twice in how to get a guy. Well either way ENJOY. :)

New page

I have decided I will be making a new page that will be updated a lot it is about...well you'll find out.
So for now here a hint.

Random Disasters #9 How to get a guy in fifth easy steps (not really) p.s. i'm not gay

Jay: I can"t believe you people still taking information from me but OK.

Step 1: Accidentally kill his best friends

Vanessa: Ok there all dead.

Step 2: Comfort him

Jacob: WHY!!!!!! *cries*

Vanessa: Don't worry it will be ok.

Jacob: *sniffle* Really?

Vanessa: Yea. ;-)

Step 3: Kiss him under the moon

Vanessa & Jacob: *smooching*

Random Old Dude: I see you...SMOOCHING!!!!

Vanessa & Jacob: AH!!! CALL THE COPS!!!

Step 3: Go on a date

Vanessa: I love you. <3

Jacob: I love you too. <3

Vanessa: Lets go to your place.

Jacob: Sure.

Step 4: Don't get carried away

Vanessa: Oh....oh....OH YEA!

Jacob: Boom goes the dynamite!

Vanessa: Oh...oh.

Jacob: Boom goes the dynamite!

Step 5: Good luck

Jacob: Um Vanessa.

Vanessa: Yea.

Jacob: The condom broke.

Vanessa: No it didn't.

Jacob: Oh yea.

Vanessa: YEA!!!

Jacob: Then explain why i'm PREGNANT!!!!

Vanessa: :O

...Results may very...

Now every Thursday

From now on a new random disasters videos will be made every Thursday and if you don't watch it this will happen to you.

How to get a guy in 5 easy steps will come up next.

This is what you've all been waiting for the premiere of How to get a guy in 5 easy steps. Is coming out next so for now enjoy some more guys you can't get cause there too hot for you.


Aren't they wonderful especially the last one HEY!  HEY! HEY!

The how to get a guy in 5 easy steps will come out later

To get a guy I will tell you later but for now here are some pictures of guys you wanna date but your not special enough to date them.

Aren't they wonderful. ;)