Random Talks #8 How to get a girl in 5 easy steps (not really)

Jay: Are you wondering how to get a girl or guy?
Random Boy: Yeah.
Random Girl: Yup.
Jay: Well your very wrong to be taking advice from me. But ok!!! :-)
Random Girl: ...Sh*t...
Random Boy: *sticks up middle finger*
Step 1: Stalk Them
Jessica: So how was your date with Carl last night?
Amy: Oh it was fi... Did you see that?
Jessica: See what?
Amy: Oh nothing forget about it. ;)
Jessica: Ok???? o. o
Step 2: Save her life
Jake: *ties up Jessica and throws her in a ditch*
Amy: What a pretty view of the ocean right Jessica?
Jake: *pushes Amy into ocean and makes it look like a accident*
Amy: Ah!!! Help me!!!
Jake: *pulls up Amy*
Amy: Thank you *kisses Jake on check*
Step 3: Kill her boyfriend
Chad: I gotta get to that game!!!
Jake: *loads gun*
Chad: Five more blocks!!!
Jake: *aims gun*
Chad: Almost there!!!
Jake: *shoots*
Chad: *dies*
Amy: Ugh I can"t believe he stood me up. I'm so breaking up with him.
Step 4: Get rid of the body
Jake: *throws Chad's body in a ditch*
Step 5: Ask her out
Jake: Um Amy.
Amy: Yes Jake????
Jake: Will you go out with  me????
Amy: Oh I would until I found out you tried to kill my boyfriend and tied up my best friend!!!
Jessica: A**hole!!!
Chad: Your gonna die ya b*tch!!!
Amy: F*ck you!!!
Jake: *screams like a girl* AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay: If you follow these steps it will look a little something like this.

Random Talks #7 Page Views & Beys

Welcome to Random Talks #7 Today you will find out how much page views I have had for my all time history Is it 1,000,000? NO! NO! NO! Is it 1,000? Hmmm NOPE! Is it NO! It's just 109 :( but it will be more soon. So anyway here is what i'll be using in the Beyblade tournament i'm entering.Yes with these I will win and leave the other guys crying. MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough cough* Excuse me. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Talks #6 It starts with F and ends with UCK!!!!

Stop saying F*CK and say FIRETRUCK!!!

Random Talks #5 Beyblades & Burnt Waffles

 If your wondering why I posted a picture for the new BeyBlades. The reason is I'm entering a Beyblade tournament. If I win...well I get $150.00 worth of STUFF. STUFF!!! What's better than STUFF!!! STUFF is awesome. I like STUFF. And I know that these Random Talks usually dis someone. So here's some burnt waffles. 

Chat Box & White Page

People all over the world the Chat Box is fixed!!!! Yea now be happy it took a while to be fixed. And if you come to the website and you see a white page that says Random Talks, and has are symbol. Don't be alarmed if you just wait a little while it will turn back to normal. Bye-Bye now.

New New New New.....NEW CHAT BOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!!

So as you can see I created a new chat box. But that sh*t is too f*cking BIG!!! I'll try to fix it but if I dont....well I might take it down. And start a new one!!! :D Hey! Hey! Hey! Look how big the smiley face was.

Random Talks #4 Patrick Star The Unlucky Star

Since when were stars pink? Well he is a star fish...but that's not the point. Patrick Star is just stupid. Remember that one episode when Patrick had that special card and Spongebob wanted it. Patrick would be dead! And he should be dead! If I had the opportunity I would kill him!!! Leave comments tell me what you wanna see next.